The weirdest dream.

Now, as I'm sure is the case with many people, I tend to dream about things that have been on my mind recently. Right before Deathly Hallows was released - Harry and Draco, duking it out. When I was playing Puyo Pop for hours at a time, emerging only to walk my beloved dog - Puyo Dog Pop, and boy were those dogs were hard to maneuver. And when I decided to reread the entirety of Animorphs in one fell swoop... well, we won't go there.

In any case, I had a damn weird dream last night, and thought I would share it with you.

The scene opens to: me in a salon. Graduation's next week, and I am required to get a decent haircut. "Why won't you take me?" I demand. "I swear I made an appointment!"

The woman behind the counter says nothing.



I would continue my impassioned plea for service, but a familiar face appears: it is a friend with whom I was speaking online before I went to bed!

"Oh, are you here for a haircut too?" he says.



And then he takes off his hat, revealing a head of luscious locks. They tumble forth, emulating some advertisement or another.




But on top of his head are neon mushrooms.





Also, he is a vampire.




WHAT ON EARTH DOES THIS MEAN, GUYS.

Oh, also, I made an appointment for tomorrow.